Alright, y'all. You asked. I'm delivering. Here's a quickish video on my Facebook page on how to tie a bowtie (https://www.facebook.com/phiwa.langeni/videos/1774714962779331/). Hopefully once you see how not-difficult it is to do, you'll take the leap into freestyle bowtie ownership. Luckily for you, I know of an awesome bowtie vendor who'd love to get you set up with your first (or xth!) bowtie. I'd love to hear from you if you have any questions or comments. Drop me a line or more and I'll respond as soon as I'm able. Have a Dapper Day!